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Heidi Montag Thinks She’s God

Do you remember when Paul McCartney said that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus Christ. Apparently Heidi Montag doesn’t because she totally compared herself to Him.
Heidi starts out by saying she has decided she wants to record a Christian album. I guess her other music isn’t sitting so well, She says her [...]

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Fantasia Gets Skunked

Umm, did she wake up on Sunday morning and think, “I’m going to the Grammys. I’m going to use roadkill as the inspiration for my look tonight.”
Whatever she was thinking, I bet she’s wishing she could take it back now. Fantasia showed up for the awards show with a do that would make [...]

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

John Mayer is Borat

John Mayer may be a douche bag but I’m not going to deny that the musician has a great sense of humor. The singer/songwriter slipped into a neon green thong when he was aboard the ‘Mayercraft’ cruise which went to the Bahamas this past weekend. I’m pretty sure that fans aboard the cruise think that [...]

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Simon Cowell Says Britney Spears Knows What She’s Doing

Simon Cowell has lost his sympathy for Britney Spears. He says that even though the rest of the world might think she’s lost her marbles, he believes she knows exactly what she’s doing.
Simon says, “Everyone thinks it’s breakdown this and breakdown that. From the kind of stunts she’s pulling now, I think she [...]

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Pete wears his girlfriend’s bras

We all know that Pete Doherty isn’t from the normal boat. He’s a bit strange to say the least. And to confirm it I can report that his latest fashion trend is to wear girlfriend Portia Freeman’s bra.
The reasoning behind this is that apparently his t-shirts are chafing his chest, so to protect his [...]

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Mel C to lose Tattoos

I bet if you thought about it, 90% of the people you know or see on the TV have at least one tattoo. It’s a part of culture these days. Spice girl Mel C has ten.
But Melanie is about to say goodbye to all of them because they bring back bad memories of old battles [...]

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

Miley Fan Forfeits

The 6-year old girl who won four tickets to a Hannah Montana concert with the falsified essay that claimed her father died in Iraq isn’t going to the show after all. The contest’s sponsor Club Libby Lu withdrew the prize over the weekend and awarded it to another contestant. The winner won a [...]

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

Chris Brown is Looking Good

Now I know why a lot of girls are falling head over heels just to see Chris Brown in concert. Sure, the boy can sing and is a good dancer. But I’m pretty sure that the more mature crowd thinks that things are looking way too good down South for them to pass up the [...]

Friday, January 4th, 2008

KD Lang is the Grinch

Many people know KD Lang as one of the most gifted female singers of the era. Some people know her as the grinch. The singer was spotted doing some last minute Christmas shopping at The Grove in Los Angeles on Sunday looking like a big old scoop of bah humbug.
Kathryn Dawn Lang wore some form [...]

Friday, December 28th, 2007

Joss Stone: All she wants for Christmas…

All that the gorgeous soul singer Joss Stone really wants for Christmas…is her pooches. The 20-year-old, primarily based in the USA, has sweetly flown into Kent to celebrate her Nan’s 80th birthday, but misses her beloved pet dogs so much she has arranged for them to be flown in too.It seems to be a case [...]

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Party Like an Idol Reject - Chris Sligh

If you can’t make it to Las Vegas or Miami to party on New Year’s with all the real celebrities, perhaps I can interest you in a fun-filled night in Westerly, Rhode Island where you can party like a not star with one of your favorite American Idol cast offs.
Season 6’s 29-year old Chris Sligh [...]

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

Tori Amos blows her top

It was a bit of a shock to the room full of fans when Tori Amos launched a verbal attack on two gig-goers at her show in San Diego on Wednesday. Personally I don’t blame her. As a fan myself; if I had front row tickets I would be glued to my seat.
But the two [...]

Friday, December 14th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan at the Studio

Lindsay Lohan has been out of rehab for a while already and I guess she found it the right time to get back to work. Sources are saying that the troubled redhead is hard at work on another album. And you’ll never guess who she’s working with – JR Rotem!
Yup. Lindsay is working with the [...]

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

Pete Wentz Says No Feud

So did you hear the song “So Many People” by Neurosonic? Yeah, neither did we.
Well, supposedly it makes fun of Ashlee Simpson because of her lipsynching episode of Saturday Night Live in 2004, and boyfriend Pete Wentz of Fallout Boy is none too happy. Neurosonic’s frontman Jason Darr introduced the song at a [...]

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Alicia Keys Walks

The writers’ strike is still going on and more and more stars are showing their support. However, I’m a little confused when it comes to Alicia Keys because just moments after she pumped out the crowd by screaming “let’s walk!”, the singer walked straight to her car.
Alicia took some time to perform a set to [...]

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Gretchen Wilson: Flight Attendant Nightmare

Remember when Britney Spears had that episode on a plane? Apparently, those things don’t just happen to wrecks. Country singer Gretchen Wilson also had an episode.
The redneck woman behaved so badly on a recent flight to LA that American Airlines was forced to issue an in-flight citation or what they call a ‘disturbance report’. Gretchen, [...]

Friday, October 19th, 2007

Mariah Carey Doesn’t Want You to See Her Pee

Mariah Carey was at VH1’s “Save The Music Foundation” party and she was drinking. I don’t know if she was drunk but she had to use the restroom. She wanted to use the bathroom in peace. She needs to get over herself. She should be thankful that anyone would want to take a pic of [...]

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

Meg White’s Sex Tape

If you’re not pregnant then it means you have a sex tape. Those are the types of rumors running amuck on the internet and their latest victim is Meg White of the White Stripes.
Rumor has it that a sex tape has recently surfaced and it features the female drummer. Meg’s rep released a statement saying [...]

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

K.T. Tunstall Refuses To Cash In On Meat Ad

Scottish singer K.T. Tunstall has refused to allow one of her songs to be used in a meat commercial - because she is vegetarian. The Suddenly I See hit maker was approached by a Norwegian ham company for permission to use one of her tracks, but despite its money-making potential, the star declined to endorsement. [...]

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

50 Cent Not Quitting Music

We all have heard about 50 Cent’s infamous bet with Kanye West. Unfortunately, it seems like it wasn’t a real bet because 50 Cent who was the loser is not quitting music. He got fans worried when he cancelled his entire European tour earlier this week, but now he is trying to make it up [...]

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

Wino Hair Day

If you think you’re having a bad hair day, what do you think Amy Winehouse is experiencing? But hey, everyday is a bad hair day for the ‘Rehab’ singer when she’s got that beehive hairstyle. In her definition however, it’s a bad hair day if she can’t make her beehive stay up.
Looking like a [...]

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Marc Ecko Is Barry Bonds Ball Buyer

Hip-hop mogul Marc Ecko spent $750,000 on baseball star Barry Bonds’ most prized possession - his record-breaking 756th home run ball. But Ecko will not be keeping the sports memorabilia for him, opting to allow his fans to decide what he’ll do with the piece of baseball history - in an online vote. What the [...]

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007