Pete wears his girlfriend’s bras

We all know that Pete Doherty isn’t from the normal boat. He’s a bit strange to say the least. And to confirm it I can report that his latest fashion trend is to wear girlfriend Portia Freeman’s bra.
The reasoning behind this is that apparently his t-shirts are chafing his chest, so to protect his sore nipples he has taken to borrowing the 19-year-old model’s padded underwear.
Yeah, right Pete. We believe you, thousands wouldn’t.
The troubled Babyshambles rocker is in training for this year’s London Marathon, and sources say that he is so determined to get fit for the race that he has become obsessed with reaching his goal.
A source said, “Pete is showing the same devotion to marathon now as he did do to drugs. It’s a much healthier obsession than heroin.”
We agree. Let’s see if he can keep it up…