24 Sep
Jackson Estate Being Sued for Herpes Cure
A man named Erie Bonner is suing Michael Jackson’s estate for stealing formulas for his “herpes cure, acne cures and arthritis cures”. What the heck? He also gave the information to Kevin Trudeau, the other defendant in the case, but somehow, the late singer is being held responsible. Bonner claims that “someone from the Jackson family came by my house and shot a 22 pistol in the air. They turned around in a neighbor’s driveway and drove away.” Why would they do that? I bet even Jermaine Jackson has something better to do. The whack job also accuses the King of Pop of stealing nine copyrights and the idea for an automobile insurance policy that “would revolutionize insurance for cars in America”. Whatever.