23 Jun
Amy Winehouse finds new family
The singer with alcohol problems has apparently become so attached to a local pub owner in St. Lucia that she has come to call her mommy. A source stated the following about Amy Winehouse’s newfound “family”: “She bounds into her local, Marjorie’s Beach Bar, shouting, ‘Mommy! Mommy!’ on a daily basis. She’s not only close to Marjorie but also her sons. She’ll spend hours in there with them.” How come everyone is so certain that Amy Winehouse is doing that out of some primordial need for family and that she’s not actually very much drunk from the day before and just has a bit of a delusional fantasy every time she walks in the bar? It’s not like she has too good a reputation for staying sober.