Pink loves everything about her
In a new video that Pink release called “Sober,” Pink is seen having sex with none other than herself. So we should really thank her for keeping something right about the video and that’s the name – SOBER. Expect for that there’s nothing else one could have expected.
In a ham-fisted allusion to masturbation, Pink drunkenly goes on to have sex with a scantily-clad clone of herself and in the mean time the video shows some other shit happening.
This is what Pink as to say about her new video: Yes, folks, I am that gorgeous. Also, this doesn’t make me gay.
I’m not too sure if this video should be termed as being lesbian or gay, soft-core porn. She is and I would like to believe a female, so considering that it qualified as lesbian, but she’s built like a friggin’ linebacker. So maybe it could be considered “straight”? Either way it is disgusting. Pink is gross.

