26 May
Record in the Horizon
If you’re unlike me and actually wondering about when the next Lindsay Lohan album would come out, you no longer have to wonder. The talented musician named Lindsay Lohan with hits like… um… yeah… is set to come out with a new record this summer.
Lindsay is said to be collaborating with Maverick Records CEO Guy Oseary on a disc with an urban pop sound. Dear Lord, help me. Another lipsynching performer is upon us.
Seriously, I’m praying for the torture to stop. Her, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears… ugh! Stick to partying. I actually maintain more respect for you then. Then you go open your mouths. Over.